Don’t you dare come knockin’ at my door
Guru in your hand me down robes
and your canned sayings with your tearing eyes.
Don’t tell me what to do or what to think.
Go tell it on the mountain and curl your hair some more.
Get off my porch Jehovah nut
and take your pamphlets with you
Before you go, Presumption, meet Thunder.
The only thing I’ll ever introduce you to.
Sanctimonious sidlers with crooked teeth and greasy smiles.
They know it all, the mysteries of the universe, secrets revealed to them alone.
In this sea of randomness we call life, you want to tell us what you think about it all
because your answers are in propagation and your message – indoctrination
You hypnotize, and theorize and create a sycophantic mass
yet
All your parishioners lives are still such a raging mess.
I’ll hand deliver the message to you in an unbending bow.
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE CUZ YOU AIN’T NO SAGE, MO FO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unga bunga girl 
I am sure prayers are now being said for you! Fantastic piece.
Ha, ha! Funny! You know what I would tell them to do with those prayers – they can shove them right up in there. Thanks!
fun 🙂
thanks
Hah!! I have met those people Cathy.
They appal me with their pious self-righteousness.
I once asked one what her faith meant to her. She said it means God forgives her.
And I thought well that’s terrific – it just means you can carry on doing the same old shit time and time again and being forgiven each time!!!
Well Bollocks – my God doesn’t work that way.
I am well out of that relationship methinks
David
Methinks – Good! Who needs all that blah blah blah which is what it amounts to in the end anyway. I just can’t take that much static.
Well I know who I need at my door when they come a calling now don’t I ?
I loved this one Cathy – really love the emotion screaming from the page
🙂
Thanks, Jo! People telling me how to live my life get unga bunga girl mad!
Really great! You took the words right out of my mouth!
Thank you! Well, I was inspired.
This sparks and boils and spits on the page! Such a brilliant evocation of your rage – from the first line to the last. Inspired!
Thanks so much, BH! I’m glad it came across.
Hope you had a happy holiday!
Hi Ed,
I did. I hope you did too!
Cathy
Fantastic piece of “Urban Angst”! I loved it!
Thanks so much!